no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg

“Girlmoding” this, “boymoding” that, bitch I’m depechemoding

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

they're calling me the least fuckable most fuckable girl there is

everyone wants to have sex with me and i want to have sex with them but frankly it's just not possible

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

Illustration from the book "Hondo and Fabian" written and illustrated by Peter McCarty

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