Are u familiar with Stephen J Gould's concept of Decimation? I'd love to see what u think abt it!! seeing u recreate so many dead stuff brought this phenomenon to mind
Iâve heard of it but not overly familiar. But if I get this right, he basically hypothesized that extinction happens and puts evolution through filters. That means, lots of the weird critters in the past must have represented body plans from lineages that are long gone and donât fit anywhere in our current tree of life, correct?
I believe he originally referred to Burgess Shaleâs fauna, which at that time, was full of unidentified weird critters like upside-down spiky worms and giant murdershrimps (which turned out not to be a shrimp). But since then, many weirdos, whether from Burgess Shale or not, have been successfully identified.
For example! Some pre-Cambrian stuffs are downright WTF, but some researchers Iâve talked to said that Haootia might be an early cnidarian. Like, almost jellyfish, but not quite jellyfish. Yeah this is what happens when I try to make jellies in a party hat instead of a store-bought mold.
Then there are lots of weird, still puzzling critters like Tullimonstrum, which was in 2016 claimed to be a fish then 2017 said lolnope.
âDonât even get me started on tullimonstrum,â said Thomas Clements, the guy who wrote the 2016 paper when I casually mentioned it in our chat.
He then followed up with this emoji:
Yeah, itâs quite a trigger for some. Pls tag your Tullimonstrum posts accordingly.
Thereâs also Nectocaris, which might be a shrimp or a squid, depending on who youâre talking to (it might start a war, maybe better not talk about Nectocaris).
Even today, there are lots of outlier critters that make me go FULL CAPSLOCK WHAT THE HELL. Even well-studied groups can still produce hellspawns that look like a bastard child from their secret affair with critters from James Cameronâs AVATAR.
Like, you know what sea cucumbers normally look like, right?
Behold, Pelagothuria, also a sea cucumber.
Excuse me thatâs not what my cucumbers look like.
And you know what crustaceans normally are like, yeah? Crabs and shrimps and stuffs. They all look the same, yeah?
Last night @cyan-biologist sent me this unholy abomination that is a parasitic crustacean (Sphyrion lumpi, a copepod to be precise).
Like how in the hell is that a shrimpâs cousin. Where is the head. Where did the feetsies go. How can I eat that. Let me speak to the manager.
Ok Iâve gone off-tangent here but in short, I think evolution tends to produce wacky things that throw our primate brains off-guard and screw up our obsession with putting things in neat boxes.
But luckily weâre getting more data and getting better at identifying things so⌠maybe in the future weâll get to know our long lost weird cousins better.
This has been an emotional roller coaster ride for me I like weird critters ok.