mental illness thunderdome

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

Just saw a fish get his head torn asunder by a massive cleaver. Hope he’s okay.

can you put that thing on a leash?

adventure time one-off character

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

no that's the evil chancellor

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

I wish there were a way to differentiate "tired because I'm understimulated and will get energized and have fun if I go out" and "tired because I'm really just tired and I'll be boring and grumpy if I go out"