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avatarmerida

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

song-of-sea-and-sky

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

WHERE IS THAT BLONDE HOMOSEXUAL

number1martinapologist

I just went there today and he's still missing 😭😭😭

#old Mormon fort #fallout new vegas #fnv #arcade gannon #ranger whiskers is so cute

Item: The Memory Squeegee Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game would you erase from your memory just to experience it for the first time again?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I really really want to answer this because I've been playing it again and I forgot how much I love this game: Farcry 5

I will rant about how interesting the effect of the Jacob Seed missions are any day

#literally named my cat after Nick Rye #i dont care if its cringe #to be cringe is to be free #farcry #farcry 5

andhumanslovedstories

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

#Me when I am literally the one that makes the schedule

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our-trans-punk-experience

in the absence of ao3 I think we should go become tattoo artists, flowershop owners, students, members of a band, long term rivals, coworkers, or get selected for a politically advantageous arranged marriage.

Let's take this shit to the streets

crazy-brazilian

kkorechika

thats what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad

felinehexes

memorycycle

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

chirasul

one hundred and seventy dollars

memorycycle

Update: I'm in denial so im playing cyberpunk instead

#still in mourning #because cyberpunk is a very happy game obviously #perfect choice rn

Bg3 just bugged out in honour mode and Rolan died to the shadow curse

I'm very seriously considering starting over

This is stupid

If i cant hear his sass in act 3 then what's the point

#he is literally holding a torch #its not that deep into the shadow curse #i dont care how many hours i have put into this game i hate it #its stupid #bg3 rolan #im crying rn #im in mourning dont talk to me #what do you mean he is cursed #now i have to fight him #maybe i die on purpose

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thesadtadpole

I think the archivist is a manifestation of how people perceived jon after the eyepocalypse , a lot of the externals in tmagp relate to perception in some way ( Ink5oul's whole influencer thing, Needles calling 999 so someone else knows what they've done, etc ) and since the first time we saw the archivist was in the protocol universe I wouldn't be shocked if they were the same. We can tell that people in the archives universe don't exactly have positive opinions of jon, even viewing him as a monster, so the archivist is everything they thought jon was. Could also explain why the archivist seems disgusted (?) By jon if they're connected to him in some way

number1martinapologist

You worded it so much better than I could have, thank you. Whether the archivist is initially from the tma world or the tmagp world, it feels like more of an idea or fear of an archivist than someone who became one like Jon.

#tmagp #jonathan sims #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #the archivist #tmagp 50 #tma spoilers

saiintofawe

"i don't want to become another goddamn mystery" to "...but i have his story"

number1martinapologist

Well fuck you Jon you will stay a mystery because i will not accept that you turned into an archivist monster.

In all seriousness though, I don't think it's him. I don't really think it will turn out to be anyone from tma. This might just be denial, but I don't think we'll ever actually know what happened to jmart after towerfall. It makes this quote from Jon mean so much more

#tmagp 50 #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tma spoilers #tmagp spoilers

jonnywaistcoat

Do you like having fans or is it just downright weird? You’ve “changed lives” with your work but you don’t know whose lives your changing. Like people know you but you don’t know them.

Fans? Oh yeah. Love having fans.

Definitely not weird having fans.

Now to take a big sip of water and open my Tumblr asks...

number1martinapologist

Jonny is the people's princess

the-gladiolus

Literally will never recover from the character Jon Sims. Cursed by spiders from age 8. Acted skeptical of horrific entities while fighting said entities. Tried to cut off his own finger repeatedly. Partook in an enemies-to-lovers romance in which only he believed them to be enemies. Short. Kidnapped at least 3 times. Surrounded by queer women who are constantly threatening to kick his ass. No understanding of pop culture. Possessed by a purveyor of apocalyptic beat poetry. Said the first “I love you” in the show, directed at a cat that was biting him. Called a merry-go-round “thrilling.” Metaphysically disassembled anyone who was mean to his boyfriend. Said “good lord” unironically. Asked a murderous Russian clown why she didn’t sound Russian. He was even bi

sapphicthunderhead

And ace! And he was neglected as a child, and he found the idea that his grandmother thought he might like to read picture books when he was eight years old insulting, and he was bullied, and he could never read more than one book from the same author, and he eats rum raisin ice cream, and he knows what a meme is, and he start going grey before he hit 40, and and and…

He’s such a plethora of things. We spent 200 episodes with him so we know a great deal about him, but we’ll never know it all. He’s one of the most fleshed-out, well-developed characters I’ve ever encountered in any piece of media or literature. Most novels I’ve read don’t contain quite so many personal details about the protagonist.

The culminating effect of all the minutiae we learn about Jon, and all the experiences we as the audience endure alongside him, is that TMA evokes in its audience an unmatched feeling of verisimilitude. Jon seems more authentically human, more real, to the audience (or to me at least) than most characters I’ve encountered in literature, television, or even other audio dramas. Because our focus character is Jon, and Jon is such a convincing facsimile of a real person, the whole fictional world he occupies is more easy to immerse oneself in than it would be otherwise.

Of course, that phenomenon can’t be solely attributed to the authenticity of Jon’s character, both in terms of writing and performance. But I would argue that it’s a major factor.

Anyway, sorry for the rant. All this to say I too will literally never recover from the character Jon Sims

#the magnus archives #the magnus archives spoilers #tma #tma spoilers #jonathan sims #i love him so much

chadhulk

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

kybercrystalgems

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

burglarsonarceny

how does this post keep getting better

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doodlespatulas

I really dont like the theories that the ERRORchivist is someone we know

"Oh what if its john" "what if its Sasha!" "Ok but maybe its Martin" "have you considered it could be Gertrude" PLEASE GOD NO

If it does turn out to be someone we know im gonna be pissed, or at least very dissapointed. It sorta ruins the entire thematic thing going on and it ties tmagp even deeper with tma, which im already upset about

I really much more like the theory that its fear manifested the same way Heinrich is; not born then transforned but simply came to be and was created from either individual or colective fear. Itd be sooooooooo much sexier than just forcing yet more characters into the narrative

number1martinapologist

YES I love not knowing who the archivist is. I don't want us to find out who it is. Does some small part of me really want to know what happened to jmart? Of course. BUT I think revealing the archivist to be one of them cheapens their sacrifice. Maybe its one of the past archivists that were in the tunnels around the tower that was warped by the tmagp "fears"? It does seem like people are more afraid of the idea of the archivist coming back than they are of the actual archivist, so maybe it was warped and came back more powerful or something? I don't know im ranting now

Also, the way the warden talks about Jon in ep. 50 makes me so sad. Like it makes complete sense why they blame Jon for the eyepocolypse, but no one that didn't know him will ever probably know that he didnt do it on purpose.

Also all of this is coming from someone who just started listening to episode 50

#tma spoilers #tmagp spoilers #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol

bonzobotdrum

Does Ink5oul have like a group chat with the other Externals or something? Do Mr Bonzo and Needles share memes with them????? DO THEY DO A CARPOOL WITH MOWBRAY TO GET TO THEIR PREY?????????

number1martinapologist

Bonzo drives, ink5oul rides shotgun, and mowbray and needles fistfight in the backseat

#tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol

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