Mr. Wpnz

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Mr. Wpnz here, nice to meet ya. This is my blog or whatever, only made this thing so I could see what some people are up to.

Anyways, mod's gonna put some info below because they can, be good and listen to 'em, they make the rules.

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“Boxhead.”

And now that you chose Choice E—all of the above, including running those anons with a boulder, summoning Akuma to perform “Die One Thousand Deaths,” ramming them with your Supra race car, and pushing them down a neverending flight of stairs—we will now laugh at their pain and eat shrimp puffs and root beer and relish in their righteous suffering. Cheers, ya badass madman! Let us chug this shit ‘til morning!

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“Yup, cheers, bud!”

Please feel free to choose one of the following punishments for the anons who keep annoying you with questions about your past fight(s) with Puzzles with a boulder...

A.) Boulder trap

B.) Have Akuma from Street Fighter use his Ultra move, Die One Thousand Deaths

C.) Ram them with your new Castrol Tom's Supra

D.) Push them down a flight of neverending stairs

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“I pick E—all of 'em.”

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“God, you're worse than Boxhead. He wouldn't be able to cut his hand off, pretty sure the moment my—very insanely dull—tie nicks 'im he won't grab it tight enough to cut off his hand.”

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“Then he can learn not to grab it again, simple. Sometimes gettin' hurt is a learning experience.”

wpnz i think you should kill the anons that make you crash out

wpnz

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“Agreed.”

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“I do but me 'n Boxhead don't have a garage. And he'd kill me if I took up that much space with my stuff, most I got is a closet full of weapons—that's now locked so the kids don't get hurt.”

Please feel free to ram those annoying anons torturing you about… that… with this! You are now a racer, a driving hazard, and a proud owner of the famous 1997 JGTC Castro’s Tom’s Supra!

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“Finally, a God damn car that isn't stolen—probably.”

“Safe keeping for you as well :)”

“Yer allowed to do that? The fuck??”

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“What? Uh, thanks???”

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“Can you shut the FUCK up? I'm gettin' real sick of some of you.”

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“Shut up, I don't want to talk about this. I'm done with this fucken topic, ya hear?”

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“We're engaged.”

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“A what?”

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“Of course I do, are you fucken kidding me?”

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“...That was in the past, shut it.”