We'll Carry On

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

there's not a single nonchalant bone in my body. I care so much I could literally vomit.

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

they should make a saluting emoji that looks tired. exhausted even. one that got to the airport at 3:30 AM perhaps. dare I say a saluting emoji that's about to stuck in an overnight layover in dallas. hypothetically!

Or as I've always liked to put it, "No matter how suspicious you might find the neighbor who never opens their blinds, they will never be as suspicious as the neighbor who wants free rein to peek in through people’s windows."

So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show

I love when cats get a claw stuck in your clothes and then act like it's YOUR fault. lil bro I'm literally just clad in garments you're the one with your terror toes deployed

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk