Kiki

If no one got me i know my moka pot got me

extrovert privilege is being able to post pics of your poop or like you with your balls out online as a joke and its still weird but everyones like “yeah hes a joker. hes wild” but if an introvert posts his poop and balls online all of the sudden its like “oh what a sick fuck” 

because why would an introvert feel comfortable doing that unless the aim was to make people uncomfortable lol js

so the extrovert just gets a pass to parade his balls and poop around? meanwhile introverts are left by the wayside. taht seems fair to you?

it’s about intentions tbh. that’s what causes the difference in reaction (not that anyone?? is doing that?)

what if the introvert just wanted to cut loose for once and show off his poop and balls

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

notice how everyones 30 now

[seeing a high definition photograph of a tropical bird after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOOH

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one