toil and trouble

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

something really delicious about the dubcon of ilya thinking, if I get him cock drunk and fucked out enough he’ll say yes to anything, he’ll let me cuddle him, let me clean him up, he’ll let me cook for him, let me take care of him. ilya going there is an obstacle in the path of me getting what I want and I will remove said obstacle by getting you drunk off my dick

but they were all of them deceived, for a fifth monger was made (cheese)

fingers in his sleeve saturday

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!