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We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

always reblog money snake

Everyone likes the cool handsome tough guy, yet for some odd reason, no one seems to enjoys the ever-humble fat ugly shitty guy

less than 30 notes in 1 minute, puki fell off

This one's a slow burn. It gets good in the second half

I actually do think there’s a small but passionate group of die hard catholic canadian hockey fans who, following his second Stanley cup win, begin petitioning to canonize Shane Hollander and don’t stop. The pope has to make a statement at some point that winning three Stanley cups, while impressive, is not technically speaking an act of god.

Looooove this and love the idea that after three more cups in Otttawa Pope Bob has to make a second statement saying "even six cups is not, technically, an act of god" (cue Catholic Canadian booing)

[Description: a looping bouncy animation of grace and Rocky from project hail mary. Grace throws himself onto rocky for a hug, smiling and nuzzling his face to the top of Rocky's xenonite covered carapace. Rocky brings a claw up to ruffle Grace's hair and grace throws himself even more on top of rocky, rocky wrapping his arms around grace. End description.]

“On social media you only see people’s highs and not their lows so you get the impression that everybody else only experiences highs which can lower your self esteem” idk what social media you’re on but it isn’t like that for me

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies