Here for angst

Omg I love this even more than my og idea of Beanix not caring anymore and shitposting on main

BC if they organically and anonymously have these interactions online without ever knowing who each other are it's so soulmates of them. Like in a ragebaiter X hater type soulmate thing, where Beanix is endlessly amused by his most dedicated hater/fan (the angriest anons come after he posts self-deprecating memes of one disbarred phoenix wright so he's technically a fan)

Also I feel like it would be very funny if it inadvertently got revealed during a casual conversation with everyone there like Maya Trucy Athena etc etc and they're talking about the public disdain for Phoenix after his disbarment and phoenix is like "haha it wasn't that bad guys" and Apollo is like "no! There was so much hate for you online too! It was honestly disgraceful how quickly they turned on you after all you did to expose the corruption in the law system"

And phoenix is like "...you know, you sound weirdly similar to this one anon who used to send me several asks a day back when I was on Tumblr I guess you're right though I was definitely contributing to the memes lol"

And Apollo is like "NICKELODEON-69 ??"

Phoenix: YOU'RE THE ANON??

Would you consider Nie Huisang, Wei Wuxian's friend??

No. Not in the slightest.

They occasionally hung out for less than three months at a summer school camp and that's the last we ever hear of them having any kind of significant connection and it doesn't cross Wei Wuxian's mind to think of him any deeper outside of the context of Nie Huaisang being a lot more calculated and driven than any one, including himself, could have expected after the death Nie Huaisang orchestrated against Jin Guangyao.

He works in pragmatism to Wei Wuxian's idealism. I think for him to be a friend he has to have significant and vested interest in Wei Wuxian, which he does not, that was for Jin Guangyao, who betrayed his trust, personally, and morally. Wei Wuxian was a means to an end to help him orchestrate his revenge due to Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji quite literally being the only ones competent and concerned about pursuing the strings he left, nothing more.

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