aesthetics in text form

MUCH weirder MUCH nerdier in real life

modern dating is embarrassing i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he’s the local hot priest who will question god because of me)

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

arms tied above head wins horniest arrangement at torturers' choice awards

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

i love u pretty boys i love u guys who present masc but like being called pretty i love u trans men who enjoy being feminine i love u gnc men

im suckin on her belly/fupa area like a plecostomus in the damn fish tank!

re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

few things are worse than mistaking situational tolerance for friendship

situational tolerance, that’s a good one.

Adulthood: Finding out that most of your childhood friendships were situational tolerances born from school. Only to go on and find new situational tolerances at work.

here’s to situational toleranceship!

Maybe the real situational tolerances were the friends we made along the way!

really cannot stand 'well thats just the way the world is' mentality. okay until it isnt. until it changes. you and me are part of 'the world' and im not accepting it sucks. ill keep trying to make it better and in that way the 'world' i was part of is better. dummy