aesthetics in text form

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

need him to pull me forcefully onto his lap and ask me where the fuck i think i’m going.

sending me porn of what you’d like to do with me is a valid form of flirting btw <3

I’m “can I record us” nasty😩

right person wrong time isnt real stop making excuses for losers who didnt wanna be in your life

you ever read a fanfic and just sit back and think…someone wrote something THIS good… and then just….published it on the internet….for free…..

I love you, fanfic authors

need a robotic nun to lightly rap me on the knuckles every time i chase temptation out of Compulsion rather than Desire, "if you're gonna Sin, at least do it through Agency and Intention rather than Base Impulse," she would say, "do it because you Want It, not Just because you Don't want to do Whatever You're Currently Doing"

"quit refreshing grindr every 40 seconds like a roomba bumping into the same coffee table leg for an hour at a time. go outside. find a man with a ring on his finger. ruin his life through quick wit, decisive action, and a fat ass. Now." - nunbot9k

lumpensinner vs. honorable industrial sin prole

bloody brilliant cunt mate *slaps u thru ur boxers* proper fucking beauty i must say

best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)

please my fandom, it's very sick, it needs media literacy, please

New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.

It's called rock music because you will be rocking to the music.

they're calling me the irrational white boy because when I retreat to my bedroom I grow angelic wings of bone and sinew

Bruh what if we lived together 😳😳😳and had a garden😳😳😳😳