Wish Style

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

ffxiv is awesome because within the game's community it's widely known that there's an entire datacenter occupied by people with max level characters who don't know how to play the game and also taylor. and there's another entire datacenter occupied by people with max level characters who don't know what the game is about and also kessel

ive been doing roulettes on crystal since my criterion static is there. cross datacenter matchmaking is going to destroy these people. im playing paladin, a class i havent bothered to learn the exact rotation of because im not max lvl yet, and getting second on the damage chart in trials as tank. first in dungeons. im seeing mechanics i never knew about. im watching the same people get blasted out the ring four times in a row. mixing crystal and aether players is dumping baby seals into an orca tank. this is an arcane ritual. this is human sacrifice. rivers of roleplayer blood will stream from the altar to get dynamis queue times under 20 years

BUT DYNAMIS QUEUE TIMES WILL GO DOWN

did you guys know that king thordan has a tower mechanic. no not the one during the add phase. I mean the first phase where it's just him swinging the sword. yeah there's a tower mechanic. ive seen it happen once and I think ive been a broken person since then #crystaltrialroulette

the most annoying people on the planet are mad at this post im sorry