My Paradise

rotting

still rotting

currently rotting

rotting again

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There is a certain point where it becomes “I turn right at the place where I turn right, then take the shortcut which I know about, then left where I turn left. Yes, I’m sure all of these things have proper names but I don’t recall what they are. The only landmarks I remember are places which were torn down decades ago.”

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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Reblog or like if you're okay with mass bopping

I don’t know who you are...I don’t know what you want...If you are looking for meaningful interactions I can tell you I don’t have any, but what I do have are a very particular set of paws. Paws I have acquired over a very long career. Paws that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let the Boops go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not Boop you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will Boop you, I will Boop you and I will Boop you

have you guys who arent into sports heard about the new baseball uniforms controversy. its bad

happy spring training. whatever happens after this happens