E • MO • TION

ya being kafkaesque isn’t about turning into a bug it’s about how if you turned into a bug your boss would still be like “ok but we’re short staffed can u still come in”

cunt sun cunt moon cunt rising

obsessed with characters who have never been married to each other, but are nonetheless divorced from each other

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer

God damn my soul 😂

I offered my rat some popcorn and it was hilarious 

Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt

That is the funniest thing i have ever read

i am a simple person you put a uquiz link in front of me and i do it

i hate people knowing my business. i never tell my family anything but i will tell all my mutuals

never choose strangers over blood. ur family wants the best for u. Ur mutuals don’t care like u think they do

- tony soprano

you astrology people will see someone commit murder and go “oh he’s a gemini that explains it all” like what. what does that explain

what’s not clicking

rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens