I want to be more than just the sum of all my lies

boy got that real life nuka cola

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

what do rugby players need all that ass for?

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

it’s time

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

i think the difference between a good artist and a bad artist is the confidence to say "this is mine and it's good"

you can draw pregnant minecraft steve kissing a my little pony oc in a KFC and i may not like it but if you say "this is great and I made it" then brother who am I to say otherwise? you're right it is great.

this site is literally insane sometimes

the lion does not concern herself with papa

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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