Hmmmnn.

if we all work together we can make that italian bitch cry

i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

Thin people can reblog this btw

they wont tho lmao

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

ask me to check out your blog!

thank you so much for this

Bro let's watch a horror movie together.... Bro you look scared do you wanna share a blanket dude? If you wanna hold hands it's ok. If you wanna rest your head on my shoulder it's alright bro.... Bro if you wanna kiss thats understandable that was a scary movie.... We can keep cuddling after the movie is over it's alright dude....