“I Thought It Was Obvious... She’s A Ghoul.”

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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my introductory paragraph insisting upon my sanity and denouncing all those who would insinuate my madness is raising a lot of questions in the reader already answered by my paragraph

alien (1979) and aliens (1986) are two of the most powerful film titles in cinema history. like the first one? yeah its about an alien. and the second one? brother take a guess

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

capitalists: wow ancient cultures were so stupid, sacrificing ppl to please some god in the sky. how can you let people die over an imaginary concept. barbaric capitalists: we cant shut businesses down because of disease!!! that makes the little line on my stock market app sad :(