recipe for success: 5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

When nobody else was remember who was there for you at your lowest. That's right. Completely and absolutely dogshit music

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

i wanna hear what y'all think a gnome would be a disease vector for. i personally think 4 hours after initial bite OP develops a fever and starts compulsively seeking shelter beneath conical structures

image description: tweet by @/gregthesorcerer, reading: A gnome ran up to me and bit me on my ass so grabbed it by the leg and slammed it against a wall so hard it exploded /end description

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search