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How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees, and the sweet melodies of the winds?

#quotes #novemberrules26

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batmanisagatewaydrug

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

depsidase

burning-in-this-dark-world

Blue Spring, North Island, New Zealand

cranberry-branflakes

which heart did you get when you liked this post?

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lesbian flag

gay flag

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pansexual flag

asexual flag

aromantic flag

transgender flag

non binary flag

intersex flag

Voting ended on7h

when reblogging, please add the pride tags I've included! if not, anybody liking your reblog will only see regular tumblr hearts :)

#bi flag...okay tumblr dot com you got me

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sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

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batshit-auspol

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

batshit-auspol

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

fred-the-dinosaur

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

honiibbang

This is killing me

batshit-auspol

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)

buginateacup

Some usamerican friends of mine recently learned the Aussie meaning of snail trail (the line of hair from the bellybutton heading south). They were horrified to say the least

#i LOVE saying im just having a sticky beak or a squiz at something #the joys of being australian while everyone else worldwide has zero bloody clue what we are talking about

drumlincountry

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

shortshortking

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

free-my-mindd

agnes-nielsens

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

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thank u to @raingurl99 for tagging me to shuffle my on repeat and post the first 10 💕

thinking bout you - ariana grande

DANCE… - slayyyter

BOA - megan thee stallion

whatcha doing - dua lipa

one way or another - blondie

endgame - taylor swift

hunger - florence + the machine

the chain - fleetwood mac

click clack symphony - RAYE

youuu - COIN

tagging @hyacinth--girl @lamb200345567 @sleepy-kwe @lucifer-nanezgani :)

#music

elwenyere

-- Ted Chiang, from "Why A.I. Isn't Going to Make Art"

oldshrewsburyian

I'm so glad they got Ted Chiang -- a wonderful writer of science fiction and thinker about technology, in my opinion -- to write this essay. My favorite line was this:

Generative A.I. appeals to people who think they can express themselves in a medium without actually working in that medium.

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risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

loveridden1999

life is too fleeting for all this worrying

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meanbuddhist

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

maxanor

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