🐸frog princess🐸

That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

Oooo bitch ain’t this THE MOOD!

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

how are the trees

I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

i once met god and they slapped the shit out of me because i said i can’t wait to go to hell and when i woke up i nearly fell out of bed

@one-time-i-dreamt

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

@one-time-i-dreamt

I love images of late Victorian/Edwardian period men taking goofy pictures with their bros........boys night circa 1898

vintage "me and the lads are absolutely sauced rn"

my boy Eugene has two glasses of absinthe and thinks it’s hot to stand on Eustice as though he were a table

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

in the series finale of breaking bad, walt finally tries his meth and realizes that it tastes bad and everyone was only pretending to like it to make him feel better

Lucifer was forcing me to participate in a school musical about Alice in Wonderland.