My addictions

horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

new 0 notes post dropped and it’s the sickest gauntlets I’ve ever seen

Male catboys of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your balls

everyone knows about silly putty, and silly string, but what you need to watch out for is serious putty (C4) and serious string (tripwires)

Beautiful older woman at the party asks me why such a cute kitten like myself wears a collar despite having no master and I, in turn, ask her if she knows what a Ronin is.

Isn’t this just @aliceavizandum’s Twitter post?

Warlock: [suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions] once again the gods torment me for no purpose but sick amusement

Instagram and TikTok have successfully created the Torment Nexus from Jim Carrey's iconic work, "Don't put people in the Torment Nexus"

Do you think Duty Roulette knows which dungeons are our least favorite? Can it smell fear

Little known fact. When you queue for a roulette Yoshi P presses a button just marked "Aurum Vale."