NP-Compleat

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

you probably could domesticate a velociraptor tho, that thing could prolly protect the fuck out of grain

Foot job mouse girl call that cheesed to feet you

When you ignore this post you ignore the kindly foot job mouse girl... cruel...

I’m so sorry kindly foot job mouse girl… I’m cheesed to feet you too

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

a girl was born in 1986. she is still alive today and just had her fortieth birthday. how is this possible?

ⓘ Princess Tip: You always look cuter with pouting. Try using the pout action on nearby peons to get what you want!

Badjob from a girl with huge flaws

makima would not use a strap-on. she would make you comptop and then guilt you for it

frankly I don't see the problem with selling food that turns you into a demon girl at the festival. they look cute and their expressions when your stall mysteriously vanishes are awesome. this is what horns day was originally about, tricking humans using cursed items with permanent consequences.

the untranslatable concept of "lowkirkenuinely"

In American culture it is considered “bad luck” to leave the stove on when you’re not using it