Nova Clerk Dump

He hates you, with all of his being. You're a bane to his already damned existence!

He detests your stupid cute squishable cheeks and kissable lips. Your little pout when you're irritated. Your sparkling orbs and heart flipping smile, which he imagines is, only thrown his way. Ugh!

Please. You gently cradling creatures people don't spare a second glance at? Why does that assure him in some way? Outrageous!

He loathes your little touches that passes current through his dammed body, or your hugs that have him floating on the clouds. Just stop this madness!

He abhors how you got yourself running on his mind, which was previously centred solely on money. And now he has to deal with feelings? Yuc!! Why did it have to be 'You' who had to keep him human.

He absolutely disliked when you kissed his cheeks, 'cuz.... It was so..... alluring. No- wait, what? It's disgusting!!.... Yeah that's it...

He detests the stupid raging butterflies he has to fight. On the outside, it might look like a grimace, but on the inside he has already punched bricks a thousand times. That's what you do to him.

It was a moment of weakness... he swears! When he gave in to his monstrous urges and pulled you in for a kiss. You.... were like the sweetest delicacy he ever tasted. He couldn't be more thankful for his poker face or he'd have dug himself six feet under had you known how feral he went inside after that.

He dwelled on that moment the whole night, tossing and turning and occasionally punching the poor pillows. He loathes how he can't seem to ask for a little hug or a kiss, having to expect you to catch on his subtle hints of tugging your sleeves or your pinky, little grunts, pursed lips or the lamest of excuses.

And oh? He hates how hot you look when mad. Please... once when you hit a dude who was vexing you with a hard book, he felt so proud for some reasons. And once when you shouted at Goo to "Sit the hell Down!!" 'cuz he was planning something stupid, Gun himself knelt, on both of his knees, with a thud. Good thing he had the excuse of picking up something that 'fell' under the couch when you and Goo sent him questioning looks. Haa.... that was one hell of close call. Though he suspects that Goo actually believed his act.

Even now, as you cling to him like a koala, head pretty much buried into his chest, an eye glued to the tv playing a horror movie , it takes every inch him to not melt then and there, he finds himself thankful for being your special one out of all the 7 billion people on the planet. He's glad you're hyperfocused on the tv to ignore his really stupid grin that does not seem to be going away no matter how hard he tries, or how he's been been hyperfocused on your every little actions and expressions instead of the long forgotten movie.

He could go on and on 'bout how much he hates you. How you're a pain in the neck. Probably will, for the rest of his life.

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