A Bit Of A Mess

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

did anyone else feel the timeline split or was that just me

this could have been the work of any Claire’s employee

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

“i want him” i say about the most deranged, vile, downright monstrous fictional men ever created

“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️

manic pixie dream senior citizen

mermaid man

why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

The Umbrella Academy, or how I like to call them: Allison and her dumbass brothers