D&Deez nuts

the student loan forgiveness application site just went live btw

It is also SUPER EASY, btw, in case you’re tempted to put it off because you think it’s going to involve digging up old passwords or financial information, or having to wade through a lot of complicated web forms -- it doesn’t. Name, email, SSN, and bam, you’re done, you’re in the system, your application is processing.

Nighttime is for mouse activities. Like eating cheese in front of the open fridge at 12:30am

are you being a Creature again

🧀🐁

Scurries away into a dark corner of the living room while holding a pepsi

chases after you with a broom and a bottle of water

I'm just a little mouse, you wouldn't hurt me! I'm just a little guy, a little fella, come on!

dink your oiter!!!

>:c no, it tastes boring

you're listening to 107.6 THE CUNT. that was limp bizkit's hit song rollin' off the album chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water. if you are having thoughts of suicide it's okay to reach out and ask for help. there are people who care. anyway in the next hour we've got puddle of mudd coming up for you followed by some classic drowning pool

??? They jump right up and try to maul you! What is this blatant rat propaganda?

Check their name. If it’s “Sewer Rat” they won’t attack. If it’s just “Rat”, you need to watch your back.

The term “drug-seeking behavior” is so funny to me on the surface. Like, it’s not funny in actuality because it is often used severely ableist, racist and classist undertones. But. Aren’t most patients seeking drugs? Like, 95% of all emergency room patients wouldn’t be there if they didn’t need medication urgently. Be it antibiotics, antiemetics, fever reducers or, and yes some people need those, painkillers. If they could stick this one out at home without drugs, they probably wouldn’t have drug their ass to the doctor’s.

one thing that drives me absolutely nuts is when ppl characterize princess bubblegum as like, a bubbly disney princess type of character. i know thats her name and shes pink but like yuo would only think this if you didnt watch a single minute of the show because literally the opening shot of season 1 episode 1 is pb doing science experiments on corpses

bubbline is not a “bubbly prep x moody goth” couple theyre a chill gay stoner x unethical scientist who is the dictator of a police state populated by people she made in her lab

everyone in the notes saying “this is why i hate pb” go to jail go to hell this post is about how much i love this woman i think her disregard for morality is sexy actually

Accidentally unfollowing one of your mutuals is the Tumblr equivalent of stepping on your pet

I think Discord should allow server admins to change the collective noun to replace "people" in "Several people are typing...."

Whenever I see people discoursing online about how all fiction must model good behavior and explicitly state that any bad behavior depicted is wrong, lest someone in the audience mistake it for “glorifying,” all I can think of is that line from Arrested Development where Buster, in his mid-30s, objects to something by saying “that’s not the way mother is raising me”

Like yeah maybe YA books and kids’ cartoons have a responsibility to demonstrate the difference between Right and Wrong, since the audience is, like, actual children, but if you’re consuming literally anything more advanced than Disney XD’s Ducktales, you should absolutely be expected to bring your own moral framework from home and not need your media to spoon-feed morality to you

if you see a show about a a man manufacturing and selling methamphetamine while abusing his wife and murdering people and you can’t tell whether the author intends for you to think his actions are right or wrong? That might be more your problem than the text’s. You might just, at that point, be an idiot.