Rocket Man

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

I just think baby possums should be able to boggle their eyes like rats

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

salt: been really getting into wounds lately

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.