in the TikTok robot lady voice

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

maids are soooo uppity nowadays 🙄 i ask her for 100 grapes and she starts with this backtalk about "but your highness last time you ate so many grapes at once you got a tummy ache" as if she knows better than me??? when im literally a princess

um maid. could you come urgently. i need my tummy rubbed. a tummy ache again, yes. from the grapes, yes.

where's that maid anon when i need them....

reblog if u like titties

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

This is made a lot funnier when you remember that he does, in fact, suggest to eat a girl

would anyone be interested in prints?

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