Not To Mention The Pinscers

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

woke up dehydrated and deliriously thought "i need to call my senator about this." notably im not american i don't have a senator but even if i did what's he gonna do, deliver fresh water straight to my mouth? make the sun be less warm?

woman morning wood

Coffee shop called morning bean

She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

This is extremely common among chickens because a) like most birds, they only have one functioning ovary and b) their ovary does a LOT of hormonal heavy lifting in the sex department. So they're one ovary malfunction away from their body going "guess we're doin' rooster now" and growing different feathers and having them start crowing.

I have exactly one thing to say about shoplifting from large chains and it's this: if you're gonna do it then please take the whole product

This is the worst thing I've seen in my entire life

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating