Kris?

Going back to play chapter 1 after completing every other deltarune chapter (besides 5 cuz I'm lazy fuck U) makes me realise how buns the game was at the start. Also how easy it was. Besides jevil. Fuck jevil. Fucking annoying hazbin hotel clown looking ass. Fucking bitch ass insane ass pussy ass clown. Fuck ass clown. Fuck that nigga. Genuinely hardest boss besides the knight idc.

Can we please go back to putting summaries on the back of books?? Idc what Susan thought. I want to know what the book is about.

I do need to finish Undertale Yellow and any other Undertale fangame in order to finally play Deltarune, you don't understand, i need to fully dive in the fandom, I need for this entire digital enviroment to devour me and perhaps my middle school soul shall return to my husk

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

“I’ve been meaning to read/watch/listen to that, but the stars are not in position, so I can’t do it yet”

i thought this was mettaton and tenna for a split second

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

Being able to draw older people as attractive without reducing or erasing the visual signs of aging, and in fact showing that they're attractive because of those signs, is an artistic skill that should be valued so much more. Honestly, it should earn you an immediate fortune because holy fuck is it a rare commodity. There are so many artists who seem to think attractiveness and aging exist in opposition to each other, so they smooth every wrinkle, erase every crease, and de-age the character until they're basically thirty with silver hair. But when an artist can look at crow's feet, smile lines, weathered skin, deep-set wrinkles, and all the little traces of a life well lived and say, "No, that's what makes them beautiful," that's a level of artistic observation and care I wish we celebrated more often.

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction