𖦹✞ 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 ✞𖦹

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

Don’t like how doctors always say “good news, test came back negative.” Like no bad news. There is something haunting me and we don’t know what it is.

For every correction I get on this post another pepper hostage dies

Sometimes i wanna be touched inappropriately, but i have other problems

to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog

went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse

never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek

Happy 30th birthday bisexuality

something is going to have to go well soon. this is a threat

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

i’m capable of finding blondes attractive

under the right conditions

Charles Leclerc,is that you?

yes it’s me, monacan f1 driver charles leclerc,i need your help to win my next race, all you have to do is send me the 16 numbers on the front of your debit card, the expiration, and the 3 numbers on the back

absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

do you fuck with my unwritten story

do you fuck with the weird guy i made