Spoon

Well, okay then!

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

Pokemon Fiber and Pokemon Protein

This is actually fucking insanely horrifying what the fuck

blog like no one's following you

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

.....i think you might be onto something

took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot