love is calling, its time you let it through

picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

I’m not saying it’s easy, but you will do yourself a lifelong favor if you get to the point where you truly believe incontinence is not shameful. Unpleasant, uncomfortable, inconvenient, sure, you don’t have to like it, but trust me, as a nurse who’s done incontinence care hundreds of time—it is, at its heart, whatever. It is what it is. As far as I can tell, there only two types of people: those who’ve shit themselves and those whose turn hasn’t come up yet. To exist is to excrete waste. There’s nothing to gain from feeling ashamed of how you do it. Pissing yourself is value neutral.

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

“The universal girlhood experience of—“ [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

You have to smile happily and lie still while psychotic people actively try to murder you and then you have to get back together with them once they're out of prison and other things I most definitely said because I'm evil and want people to die #welcometomytwistedmind

They should invent a kind of sleep that you can do without needing your body’s permission

They should invent a kind of sleep that you can do without needing your body’s permission

They should invent a kind of sleep that you can do without needing your body’s permission

They should invent a kind of sleep that you can do without needing your body’s permission

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

i <3 butch arm

Some of y'all are really out there trying to play the "there's no platonic explanation for this" card on the "what's the odd blowjob between friends" site.