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I feel silly not having a pinned post so here we go !!
I’m Shane, I use he/him pronouns, and I’m living my best life 💪
I run some rp blogs…
Feel free to dm, send me asks, or any other silly things!! I’ll try to respond as much as possible‼️
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openly and very loudly crying at the velocipastor screening parents death scene
I made this instead of sleeping
I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny
"Don't you get tired of reading the same scenarios of BloodyMary fanfic again and again?"
No.
60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Grace and Rocky find a submarine floating in space...
Me: A SUBMARINE? tell me more
60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Simon iron lung is there
Me: omg Simon iron lung is there
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Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation
This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones
If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people
One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.
The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.
Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.
I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.
Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.
"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."
"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."
"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"
Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off
One time I happened to be on the same bus as my roommate, and after I got off at my stop, they sent me a text letting me know that a couple of teenage girls immediately started talking shit about me “not really being disabled” because they’d seen me at work (I’m a barista) walking without my cane. (I can’t do my job with my cane. I use my cane because my joints and muscles turn to shit by the time I’m done work)
It was genuinely shocking because it was the first time I’d been made aware of an accusation like this. I hadn’t really thought about it before.
And like, these are people I actively serve. I’m a very friendly, personable barista, and I work the kids rush often. I know they’re coming in, getting their drinks from me, and shit talking me behind my back. And surely other people are too. It’s such a strange fact of life to have to get used to as a disabled person.
Don’t talk about people like they’re faking a disability. I guarantee you know less than you think you do.
yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the doctor down the street who gives me my T shots in a clinic so small that it's just two rooms was excited for me when she said my voice had dropped yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the receptionist who could see that I was a man didn't bat an eyelash when I asked to see the gynecologist and called me sir when he asked how I wanted to pay yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the barber cuts my hair exactly how I want it and never gave me strange looks for being in a men's salon not even back when I didn't pass as one
yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my friends have always gendered me correctly and stick to it even when it confuses other people and my friend's little sibling calls me older brother in Kannada yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my dog learned my new name quicker than the humans and she runs to give me a kiss when she's told to without being confused about who's being referred to
yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I can feel the Adam's apple growing in my throat and my muscles getting stronger, and my smile more real and I'm growing a beard, and I talk more freely
yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I'm here, and I'm alive, and so are you and there are good people, people who care and don't let them make you forget that-- you are not alone.
planned parenthood offering laser hair removal which is a really necessary gender aligning procedure for many trans women!
it being introduced alongside botox and fillers and multiple of their clinics suddenly saying that they won't perform abortions on anyone above a certain BMI even though it's against their own internal standards
beyond the reinforcement of beauty standards and body fascism like, idk how many people realize Botox is a specific brand name, and that brand in question has donated over $135,000 USD to Republican politicians in the past year alone. yknow the people that regularly vote to defund planned parenthood.
and another thing but like this is also why all feminists need to be pro fat liberation cuz shit like this puts pregnant fat people's lives at risk, even when they do access abortions they are often referred out to a hospital with a longer wait and a steeper bill, and often denied pain management. these stories coming out from fat women lately tryna access care alongside PP now selling the beauty standard to women feels interconnected and predatory.
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
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Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
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Sometimes Red Hood does some work for Batman
The night gardener once asked me if I knew how citrus trees died: when they reach old age, if they are not cut down and they manage to survive drought, disease and innumerable attacks of pests, fungi and plagues, they succumb from overabundance. When they come to the end of their life cycle, they put out a final, massive crop of lemons. In their last spring their flowers bud and blossom in enormous bunches and fill the air with a smell so sweet that it stings your nostrils from two blocks away; then their fruits ripen all at once, whole limbs break off due to their excessive weight, and after a few weeks the ground is covered with rotting lemons. It is a strange sight, he said, to see such exuberance before death.
When We Cease to Understand the World, Benjamín Labatut
thank you for the insight
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
for context:
“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”
Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.
Hope yall like my abomination
That last one is fucking moving istg
at last. the gaydar
The only pride flag I care about anymore
I find it funny when
Oh my god FUCK OFF
I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”
So the amazing thing is that after the release of the last book, the author K. A. Applegate was interviewed and asked about why she wrote such a super dark ending for the series. She responded (I’m paraphrasing here, I read this when I was like 11) “This is what happens when kids are forced into war. There are no fairytale endings for them. And if that upsets you, then go to the polls and vote to prevent this from happening to real children.”
I got to ask her about that rebuttal years later at a book signing event for her newer One and Only series. She laughed and said that her publisher had no idea she would say that, and if they knew they probably would not have let her do so. But she genuinely meant what she said and was proud it left an impression that lasted 20+ years.
Support authors with real morals, guys. It’s not hard.
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[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]
“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”
“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”
[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”
End scene
always so fun when dick comes home
^bet:
Fics with Dick there too:
emotional breakthroughs are afoot (series) by iselsis
—Jason breaks his foot on patrol and doesn’t tell Bruce. Dick in second & third parts.
Fujiwhara Effect by byrambles
—Dick and Jason(the og replacement child) air everything out and it only takes the destruction of one white couch.
what’s in a name by envysparkler
—Dick angsting over Jason being adopted when he wasn’t. And then all three of them get kidnapped.
Bruce is actually a good parent:
Safe Space by Cerusee
—Jason Todd’s premature parentification issues.
Our World is Topsy-Turvey by Cerusee
—Jaybaby and Bruce deal with the class jump via The Scarlet Pimpernel.
Illusion of Choice by GalaxyOwl13
—Jason thinks everything is a test
Crack:
Sold to Wonder Woman (by my evil adoptive father Batman) by Jeanjacketcarf
—Jaybin vents via fanfiction. It’s so funny. Wheeze inducing. (Locked fic—need an account to read)
Jason and Bruce’s relationship shatters:
and i don’t know you, i used to like to pretend to by SixMiscellaneousNebulae
—Jason’s an emotional/angry crier. Deals with The Diplomat’s Son.
Why We Fall by scandalsavage
—We get the convo between Jason and Felipe on that balcony. Fragile crystal.
BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. by lazarus (zabiume)
—Jaybin as the cracks appear. Despair! Conflicting truths! Lobsters!
Love Yourself (So No One Has To) by orphanaccount
—Ahhhhh the cracks in Jason and Bruce’s relationship before death in the family are allowed to shatter because he doesn’t die!! (Bruce tries to fire Jason…does not work…)
Already Dead by GalaxyOwl13
—Jason and Bruce and vampires—what does it mean to be alive? How alive do you have to be to be able to die? Jaybin asks a lot of questions in this one—I love a Jaybin that challenged the conventional ways of doing things. Bruce essentially just says ‘because I said so’ in this one and it’s so fascinating.
Outsider pov:
stain the morning sun by valkyriered
Midnighter meets Jaybin on the battlefield during an alien invasion. I looooove this one. Sharp.
Jason is not Robin aus:
born fighter by stupidandsad
—-Sharp and acerbic, Jason stops a mugging and the Bat tries to talk to him.
this kind of weather by r_astra
—Jason gets adopted at like 16 instead of like 12. Bruce is his bio dad. Fucking amazing dialogue. (Locked work—need an account to read)
something in the static (series) by BoneRot19
—Catherine dies later in the timeline so he meets Batman late. Jason is so fucking coooooool. His life is falling apart.
making the best of it by the_grande_dame
—Omega!Jason gets kidnapped (adopted) and thinks that he’s been bride-napped as a gift for Dick. Bruce doesn’t make him Robin or even tell him he’s Batman. But I love this version of baby Jay. A/b/o. (Locked fic—need an account to read)
Bonus!:
dead boy walking by hellsreluctantheir
—Under the Hood Jason gets transformed by a spell into his Jaybin era body.
(Locked work—need an account to read)
Wing Beats in Reverse by firefright
—reverse robins au starring Jaybin and Red Hood Tim Drake. (Locked fic—need an account to read)
The Lost Undead (series) by Wisetypewriter
—Jason time travels (mysterious/not explained) back to the day he leaves to meet Sheila. He makes a different choice! Dick is important in later parts.
The We in I by forestgreen
—this is pretty off prompt but it has such a cool interpretation of Jason’s Jaybin era that I wanted to include it. Also the narrator kind of is young Jason even though he’s living as the Red Hood. Dissociative Identity Disorder is complicated.
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This is really making me realize that I don’t think I’ve ever read a simple Jaybin case fic before…maybe one day!
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