nothing is real

it's been observed many times before but man it is kind of funny that Americans were so galled about the idea of foreign interference in the presidential election. Fuckkkkkk who would do something like that... Truly shameful behavior what kind of monstrous government would do something like that

What are those cool spiky feathers?? (Sorry I know nothing about these cool gals!)

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

I'm in fucking heaven.

Vote for me I'll bring back the dinosaurs

There’s a whole overdone franchise about how bad of an idea that is, I WILL still be voting for you though.

This is so true and real and I will vote for you twice now

dubiously friendly reminder that you need to own a first aid kit. yes even you.

and a fire extinguisher yeah.

Hot tip: these are excellent housewarming gifts. Doubly so if you're invited to the welcome party of a newly opened squat.