gun-porn

Buy bigger guns

I have basically everything I want outside of a couple things. Which I can get later on.

Get a motorcycle, insurance is sooooo much cheaper.

this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

allow me to explain. Yule boasting is an old Norse tradition of getting shitfaced at the winter solstice feast and standing up to proclaim all the great, infamous, and wildly improbable deeds you will perform in the coming year. can range from an unlikely but technically possible claim, like "I'm going to rob 300 banks", to something you'd have to bend the laws of the universe to actually accomplish, like "I'm going to punch a god in the dick and steal his horse". these are not plans. they're not even goals. they're the things you'd do in a self-insert superhero fanfic. and honestly all I want this holiday season is for a bunch of friends to go all in on this nonsense with me and hype ourselves up in ways previously unimaginable

Had to kill a giant spider in melee combat. Maybe all the MMO's I used to play weren't an entire waste of time

Did you have a stick, or had you upgraded to a sword already?

I used my water bottle. I usually deport spiders but this was a big ass black widow that had snuck into my amazon package somehow and jump scared me

I mean they're charging like $30 for a $2 mug with a shitty logo on it, but I am also very skeptical of them.

My buddy locked the memes channel in his discord and this is the last thing I posted in there

In ten years we're gonna find out that all those massive datacentres being built "for AI" are only about 25% for AI and it's mostly a cover for some stupid military bullshit

"Derin that seems unlikely, surely Occam's Razor" it's ALWAYS some stupid military bullshit. Satellite tech and the modern telecommunications system? Surveillance research. The Space Race? Weapons deployment. Penicillin was discovered multiple times and fizzled out until a big war where it could be used to keep soldiers alive. I'm not even gonna get into the internet. Afterwards people pretend like these things that required massive infrastructural changes and government investment were for the good of the people but that was a side effect, an additional monetisation stream. The purpose was some kind of military bullshit, and the ones that happened to work happened to have other uses also. When people start building enormous fuckoff computers and being cagey about what specifically they're for beyond their obvious connection to whatever investment bubble is happening right now, it's probably military bullshit.

Except crypto, I'm pretty sure crypto was just a bunch of idiots poisoning the world in an attempt to chase an Infinite Money Glitch through the power of Fancy Math.

Sure, next you're gonna tell us Rome only built all those roads for war, they didn't actually love us :(

If you went back 20 years ago and told them that in the future there would be adblockers that were readily available, easy to use, and 99.999% effective at blocking ads but only half the users on the internet even knew they existed they'd call you a moron.

Bro adblock plus came out in 2006