Aggressively Human

trials and tribulations ass year

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

my third eye is a chiquita banana sticker and it is WIDE open

Feeling like a sims 1 sim.

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you

This post just kicked me in my teeth

obsessive and possessive? that's my type

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.