Yo Yo Yo

bippo…….

ur so right

vampire vs. skeleton. what's the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn't have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.

Its like Halloween rock paper scissors

wouldn't you like to know, brunch boy? you sandwich-eating so-and-so.

Eternal Flame Falls sounds like the coolest concept for a fantasy book. A path you follow down into a ravine until you find an ever-burning flame inside of a waterfall? That’s fuckin metal! But it’s not in a fantasy book it’s like an hour away from my house I can literally go see it any time! I remember it like once a month and lose my shit over it every time

OP whats it called? Do you know how it works??

It’s called Eternal Flame Falls, in Orchard Park in western New York. 400 feet below the surface is a 400-million-year old shale formation that contains natural gas, and the grotto contains a leak where that gas is escaping.  The flame can and does go out, but the gas can be re-lit with a lighter like a gas stove. It’s super, super cool from both an aesthetic and a geologic perspective!

Oh so dark souls is just real okay

“you had no childhood if you didn’t watch that movie!” I start to feel it. my memory is fading. I have forgotten the day I learned to ride a bike. I forget my first day of kindergarden. It has happened. I had no childhood

dark fda show me the illegal foods

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

*says 'I'm so fucking sick of this pandemic shit' in a distinctly anti-capitalist 'break the patents on all the vaccines' way*

remember go nuts show nuts whatever

Hamsterdam

[video description: a big orange cat sits inside a large metal pot on a kitchen counter looking around slightly confused and bewildered as two people off screen repeatedly point at him and say ‘little baby man’ over and over again overlapping with one another as they repeat the phrase /end description]

@is-the-cat-video-cute

i know i’m getting old bc i feel a need to warn young girls not to do stuff

people are seriously worried about stock and all the bitcoin they’ve been mining in Kazakhstan… PEOPLE ARE DYING!!!

no, seriously, if i see one more fucking think piece on ‘what the unrest in Kazakhstan means for my fucking fake money that is destroying the environment but i deem more important than human lives’ i will go berserk

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here