Egg Leg

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

nsfw = nosfewatu