first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”

It's kind of embarrassing to see scores of people announce they're leaving twitter. You're just empowering musk's circle jerk and the alt right, who literally interpret it as having scared you away, and aren't they basically right? If you no longer care about your twitter account you should be using it to shitpost, troll and spam like proper traditional internet folk. Flood their comments with all the obsolete onceler memes you want. Go nuts until you're banned, which musk claims won't happen anymore, which will be equally funny whether he sticks to it and lets you fill his notifications with Homestuck roleplay or he backpedals and has to admit he was stupid.

twitter sucks for art because you have a maximum of 48 hours before your art post completely fades out of existence whereas tumblr lets things circulate forever. and also you can read all of the fun lovely things that people leave in the tags that they’d probz be too shy to say in a public reply