AM|FM DREAMS

Item: really big pill; one lick cures all ailments for 24 hrs

for the record if you're ever in a position of being in the right versus another person, whether intellectually or morally and even in the person is mentally ill or a child or some other mitigating factor is involved, you always always always have to be as cruel as possible about it, you have to publicly humiliate them and and lord over them for as long as possible. if you extend them any grace the merit of being correct won't be credited to you and you'll be reborn in a lower realm

‘The data speaks for itself’ is the biggest lie in academia. The data mumbles, and you must be its translator.

When looking at any data-focused paper / study / whatever, remember to check and make sure the data translator isn’t smiling evilly in the corner, the occasional maniacal laugh heard from atop their throne of “hard facts”

Entity of pure hate and malice just did a cute pose and made heart hands after killing everyone in its path

you always fucking try to pull my arms and legs off by tying them to horses and having tge horses all run away in different directions and to be quite honest i'm fucking sick of it

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

(getting mad in the grocery store) this is unacceptable. can i speak to the pervert in charge?