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Once of the greatest two sentence horror stories ever was written by Sir Terry Pratchett in the novel Monstrous Regiment.
"... He seems so nice."
"Yes, he's great at seeming."
(source of image 1, source of image 2 and 3)
It seems that back in 2005 an event from the now-defunct fantasy collectables company Clarecraft included some Monstrous Regiment trinkets. It was the last event before the company shut down, and the pieces were prizes, but what can be discerned is a motto of the Tenth:
TUTEME(T) ATQUE CUIUS EXERCITUS with the final T on tutemet left off to give us roughly, 'YOU'N WHOSE ARMY?', unless I've rather badly misunderstood something.
I think I'll have to get that as a tattoo some day.
finally some real fucking journalism

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SHE KNOWS
Sequel where the maid decides to go to the vampire hunter (out of disguise this time) to learn the craft, initially tries to hide that she's a maid to a vampire but it winds up being found out anyway
All the hunters assume she's like, trying to seek freedom from her boss and being super supportive, like "we can kill her for you" "that won't be necessary" "ahhh you want to do it yourself, take revenge for years of torment, we'll respect that she's your kill"
But actually the maid just wants the vampire to swoon over her instead/too
I like the way you think
lesbian yaoi
reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from
burnout is when you run out of fakin-it juice
But I haven’t made it yet. Surely I can just run off the juice fumes.
no. hopital.
and sometimes u dont even know it was fakin-it until ur like why do i smell smoke
obsessed with characters who were written for one another. like, what do you mean the reason for my existence is to be by your side? what do you mean our divine purpose is to belong to one another, for better or worse?

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Sucks how many people were taught that "horses put their ears back when they're mad" but then never taught the difference between "angry backwards ears," "mildly annoyed backwards ears," "pain backwards ears," "concentrated backwards ears," "sleepy backwards ears" and "just happens to be listening to something behind it."
"Horses put their ears back when they're mad" idk man i think it depends
These are all completely different expressions in completely different scenarios, and only two of them are decidedly negative.
Actually, I wanna talk about the third horse, the one putting its ears back in pain. Over the last 15 years veterinarians and animal scientists have worked out pain scales for most domestic animals by taking photos of the during routine procedures.
We know vaccines painful, and by comparing horses at rest with horses getting vaccinated, we've been able to determine how they express pain visually. By looking at horses with disorders like colic, broken bones, wounds, and so on, we can determine their facial expressions during more severe pain.
At zookeeper school we were drilled through the pain faces of the most common lab animals and livestock. Nowadays I believe this has become a routine lesson in all animal related fields, but the general public still doesn't know that this is a thing that exists.
Here are all the pain face/grimace scales I've been able to find. Please study them if you interact with any of these animals on a regular basis:
imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
Oliver Perks: "Iggy, you've slipped into slurring your words again." Igorina: "I have never thaid a thlur I could not reclaim, thir."
obsessed. also makes sense when you remember than butterflies drink blood
Memento Mori silver ring, English, 1700s

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Made a thing. Is this anything.
“this is how you age when you’re unproblematic” NO! stop assigning moral weight to attractiveness! I am not hot because I’m a good person! I am hot because all of my friends are gorgeous! I’m absorbing their beauty! Like a vampire! Because I’m evil!