I love how Jack O’Neill will see an unattended child and be like “is anyone going to adopt that?” and then not wait for answer before adopting them himself 😂

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I love how Jack O’Neill will see an unattended child and be like “is anyone going to adopt that?” and then not wait for answer before adopting them himself 😂

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Sanctuary Text Posts 7/?
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One of the funniest things about watching stargate is that, when it was on, it was regarded highly within the military because of how it depicted the air force. Higher ups within the military made cameos in the show even. But watching it now, it was extremely critical of the military. Jack was regularly making comments about it and didn't seem to care for it much at all.
Yeah Mr. Darcy’s proposal was a complete turd and a half but you gotta understand. You got your life together. A good career, stable income, retirement plan, all that shit together. And you meet this girl. And she’s everything. Clever, outspoken, funny, calls you on your bullshit. Grade A cutie, right? And she doesn’t go out of her way to spend time with you but she’s nice, and sometimes you catch her looking your way in a way that makes you think you might have a shot.
But her family. Holy shit.
First off, it’s p much ALL women, and mostly UNMARRIED women, which at this time means of something happens to her dad then you’re financially responsible for like. Four grown ass adults, potentially forever
Because mom in law is DEFINITELY gonna need someone to take care of her when dad in law kicks it, and they have like. NO money. So already you’re accepting that if all goes well, you’re gonna be one random old bag’s retirement home. That’s expensive and exhausting, yeah? Imagine asking someone on a first date knowing that if they say yes and things go good her high-strung chihuahua mother is gonna move in with you. IMAGINE.
And girly’s other sisters. Well, one is a sweetheart, yeah, and she’s getting engaged so she probably won’t be an issue, but that still leaves two more, and those ones are INSUFFERABLE. Never went to school, dumb as rocks, spend cash like it’s toilet paper
And while one of ‘em’s young still and might grow out of it the OTHER one is actively torpedo’ing her entire family’s reputation by wandering off with random dudes and chasing ass. She’s never gonna work, she can’t build connections, she’s a fucking sinkhole, and she’s being led on by the same goddamn con man ass leeching tit who’s been bleeding you dry while telling anyone who’ll listen that your family is full of ratty thieving bastards.
And if he dumps her after a week- WHICH YOU KNOW HIS BITCH ASS IS GONNA- you’ve got a SECOND UNMARRIABLE GROWN ASS ADULT TO PROVIDE FOR. And you KNOW she’s gonna be a tantrum-throwing little shit about it, and it’s not like you can lock her in the basement or something, you’re gonna have to bring her fucking. Everywhere. And give her an allowance and shit while she contributes zero, because again, she NEVER GOT EDUCATED AND HAS NO MARKETABLE SKILLS. She’s not even good to TALK to. FUCK
And you’re looking at this girl’s father like “please for the love of fuck get your spawn under control, marry them off, get them working on their résumé, learning to sew or be nursemaids or manage staff or SOMETHING, yall got no money and one foot in the grave” and that old man just laughs like “haha yeah, what can you do. lol”
So you’re looking to the mom and finally it’s making sense how she got that twitch in her eye and as MUCH as she is you’re starting to realize she’s the SMART one, desperately throwing her armloads of girls at random men like they’re a bunch of fucking lifeboats bobbing around a sinking ship, like yes Jesus Christ sweetly that life boat IS old and ugly and kind of boring but for FUCKS SAKE PICK ONE
And you look back at this girl who is ALSO REFUSING THE LIFE BOATS BY THE WAY and god damn it she’s still the most radiant thing you’ve ever seen so fine, fuck it, Christ alive, you’ll do it. You’ll shoot your shot. She’s everything you’ve ever wanted in anybody abut it’s not even just about that anymore, it’s about being her best fucking shot at a future, and even if she doesn’t like you all that much she’s still gonna say yes and that might break your heart a bit knowing it’s about the money but who knows, maybe it will at least be civil, or companionable, and even if she doesn’t LOVE you at least you’ll know she’s well and cared for
And so you’ll do it. You’ll take on the neurotic stress mess mother in law, the absent father, the broke ass wingnut no brain no money no future airhead sisters, the bad mannered relatives and the embarrassing behaviour and the impending future of sharing your entire shit with a clown parade of freeloaders, you’ll risk it all and accept the absolute certainty of financial ruin and emotional exhaustion for the rest of your whole ass life and you’ll make your own family deal with it too, you’ll do it, you’ll fucking DO IT, you stupid lovesick motherfucker
And so you go to this chick like “look. Your whole family’s a shitshow. You’ve got fucking nothing and you’re gonna die on the street. But for some reason- and I don’t get it either- I’ve fallen in love with you, and I wish I didn’t, but I did, so I’m telling you that whether you like me or not, I’ll give you everything. I’ll give you everything even if it’s the dumbest shit I ever done. Fuck my stupid Baka ass, I’ll marry you.”
And she looks at you- having heard or considered absolutely none of your months-long internal debate and monologue- and goes “The fuck did you just say about my family, you son of a bitch?”
And the shock of that is enough to jolt you back into a reality where you are able to actually hear and process what just came out of your damn mouth And yeah
Yeah, I think I kinda get it
Love him for this

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STARGATE SG-1 || “The Quest Part 2” 10.11
a while ago i compiled all stargate novels into one big spreadsheet including publication info and tried to put it into one coherent timeline
also on a completely unrelated note
this is definitely not a google drive folder with all stargate novels as ebooks and pdf
They really popped off making the Stargate whoosh like that. They could’ve just had the wormhole materialize inside the gate but the whoosh is just so good
Something I love about Stargate is the fact that while there are Sam/Jack moments out there, it’s not the main focus. Yes, they’re (not so)discreetly in love, and yes there’s episodes out there where they are more part of the plot than other eps, but it’s not the main focus! And I love that! I love searching for all the little S/J moments in the background. I love putting all the pieces together and coming up with headcanons for them. I love writing fics for the things we didn’t get to see in the show.
Don’t get me wrong, I love seeing a big S/J moment as well, of course I do. But I just love how they added in a ship and didn’t steer the entire show to be based on that. Some shows do that and it’s so annoying, because yes, romance shows are great, but Stargate isn’t a romance show, it’s a sci-fi show. Four idiots go to different planets through a giant ring, fuck things up, fix it, and be a found family all in the process. I’m here for both the plot/characters as well as the ships.
And I know I’m always going on about S/J, because typically romance is my thing, but I generally do love everything about Stargate(minus the Ori, we don’t talk about them), and it’s all just as important as they are.
Idk if anyone knows what I mean or if I just wrote a bunch of crap…
But thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Sam Carter every night before a mission:
According to "The Price You Pay"

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love how the plot of sanctuary is just. okay im stalking this twink. and im going to hire him for my monster catching business. And hes going to fucking hate it for the first few days and then gradually start to get along with me, my daughter, my employee who is sasquatch, sherlock holmes, jack the ripper who is my ex, a normal guy who is secretly a werewolf, a reknowned thief and vampire nikola tesla who is also my ex and gay
I can't believe Stargate Atlantis never had Zelenka and Hermiod together. The two most foul mouth characters in the franchise, constantly swearing up a storm in their native languages. I can just imagine the two of them dealing with Rodney over the radio and they just start muttering.
Also, I want to know what Hermiod did that the rest of the Asgards were like: look, I know we're fighting for our lives against the replicators and are on the brink of extinction, but we need you to babysit the humans while they learn how to fly their own spaceship.
I am losing it over this post Joseph Mallozzi just made on twitter - they once wrote lyrics for the theme song of SG-1 and recorded it hskdbsjejs
Can't stop fixating on Daniel Jackson going from fragile, long-haired, nerd to military beefcake over the course SG1. Like he really went from Milo Thatch to Lietenant Rourke.
Same character.
I know a lot of this was probably just Michael Shanks being sick of playing the resident dweeb and wanting to be a cool, action guy. But, I feel like it makes sense if you step back and consider the character journey.
Go on a trip with the military as the resident archaeologist, fall in love, wife gets kidnapped, essentially join a war effort to get your wife back, wife dies, stay with the war effort for revenge and because it's all you know now. Die a few times. Makes sense that would change a guy.

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So unrelated but I will be forever indebted to amanda tapping for crying in her trailer after a day of filming stargate sg-1 and telling the producers/showrunner etc. that she was gonna have to quit because the male writers were writing her character so terribly. my queen had to tell them that strong women don’t say things like “just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn’t mean I can’t handle whatever you can handle” and they actually listened to her and changed the scripts and then years later made fun of their own bad writing by putting that line into an au episode meant only to show how stupid it sounded. she truly changed the world and we are blessed for it.
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