too mccool for mcschool

men with psychic powers are just men without psychic powers with psychic powers

Sex this sex that maybe nuns were right

please baby come back I promise I won't transmit horrific images into your mind via our psychic bond anymore

you astrology people will see someone commit murder and go “oh he’s a gemini that explains it all” like what. what does that explain

what’s not clicking

I wonder a fairy’s ability to steal names can be counteracted with a “who’s on first” joke

I don’t know, but I love the headcannon of it

just give em your gamertag.

[text ID: “2. You - yes, you can be a Vampire:”. End ID]

@aspidateasteism

it’s okay to have marks on your skin. whether they’re acne, scars, stretch marks, freckles, or anything else, they don’t make you ugly - they make you human. they’re signs that you’ve lived, that you’ve grown, that you exist. you don’t have to find them beautiful, but that doesn’t make them ugly, either. they’re a part of you, and that’s enough for them to deserve respect.

Me? Personally? Yeah I would let a vampire completely drain me on a casual Tuesday night but hey that’s just me. If they wanted to make me their immortal companion I wouldn’t complain either.

U can only see so many caved in abandoned farmhouses and hallowed out cars on the stretch of nowheresville midwestern roads before u start to wish u were like. In love with someone