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adult backpack wearers of the world unite

we all got that one homie who was added during the limited time collaboration event

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

construction workers were a superstitious organization who thought orange objects could ward off vehicles, or even control people.

but if I guy said this about a girl ??? ? ??

but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento ??? ? ??

imagine if you hired a painter to paint your house and you tell them you want it blue and then you come back to see theyre in the middle of painting your house pink so you go hey stop. thats not what i asked for. and theyre like i just dont want to ruin your lovely house this color suits it so much better trust me. and you go No, i asked for blue give me blue??? and the painter is like alright alright. and then they paint your house purple and when you go this still isnt blue they say i simply cant paint your house blue. this is the compromise. and then you still have to pay them for their work even though you are now going to have to either hire another painter or just figure out how to paint ur own house to get it how you actually wanted. thatd be crazy right. so anyway i prefer to cut my own hair at home

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