has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

weed isnt dangerous because its a "gateway drug" or whatever its dangerous because it puts you in the exact mindset to post song lyrics without context as if it's the sickest thing you've ever heard

everything is a ploy by big suicide to make me commit suicide

me reading one of the most famous books ever written: do people know about this book. do they know.