The Jelly Fox

did anyone listen to that podcast where julian barratt said channing tatums eyes gave him a boner.

can we start calling howince, discostache. can we. please.

When he’s a famous artist, but he’s your cleaner, and also your friend, but your main target when you want to make fun of someone and he ate your fab lollies, but he wouldn’t do that he was just feasting on a penguin carcass, and you want to make him jealous and he wants to make you jealous, and you can’t let him see you cry, but you drive him to break down more often than not. You’re Noel Fielding. He’s Andy Warhol. What the fuck is life.

When the boosh played the O2 and Noel was continuously saying he felt nothing while Julian was probably feeling everything.

Supersonic by oasis is such a weird song. Oh, yeah my friend over there wants to take you home but um he sits in a corner alone sometimes. And nobody likes him… Can I have your autograph?

Rich Fulcher’s got a podcast called talkbox and no one’s talking about it. He just interviewed johnny two hats. GO WATCH IT.

I have the same birthday as Noel Fielding.

Yeah Howard Moon licks balls for money, but Vince Noir probably does it for free.