Bueno

online course students be like “ah yes today I will cheat”

theres nothing funnier than seeing someone start skyrim 10 times in a row on steam

digital equivalent of watching someone try to start the engine of a shitty old car

I stayed silent even if it hurt a lot

me when the hairdresser is trying to brush out all my knots

this is vile LMAO

uh oh sisters! *steps on the pressure plate in a desert temple*

there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.

me: can i take this exam…a different time? prof: sure me, crying on the inside from the effort of asking: thanks!

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

she took my nine minecraft dogs in the divorce

yes i’m an artist. yes i don’t know how to draw. we exist