sit down; take notes

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

daughter (non-practicing)

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

forgive me father for i have zoomed in on some images

Finally, a "jaded alcoholic man whose loved ones are all dead avenges his dog" movie where the man's a woman and the dog doesn't die.

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

If you don’t have the time and money for both a girlfriend and a dog, then I, a terrifying werewolf, am an excellent bargain

sorry for taking so long to text you back i was plagued by issues and situations of daily life that i should be used to by now..