It doesn't say RSVP on the statue of liberty.

power move

those are mantis:why have they not eaten each other?

they don’t just eat each other all willy-nilly, these are bugs from a research & breeder house so they’re probably well fed & don’t need to resort to those kinds of predatory behaviors!

Dance!

The letter Q is like a high school girl who refuses to go anywhere unless her friend U is also there.

i look like I be chillin but i be sad lowkey

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

they are. triplets. they are. identical.

IM DYING AT THE TRIPLETS FROM BRAVE