Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

So I watched the new Christopher Nolan trailer and I'm gonna be honest: I don't think he even played Super Mario Odyssey. Not a single power moon in that whole trailer.

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga